Things I do not need

These pickleballs

Will make a great gift

This watch

But if it had Indiglo…

This cardigan

Those textures, colors and details tho!

This adorable scale model of a “Porsche”

Unofficial so it’s technically called a Yellowbird. But just look at it!

This stand mixer

I mean, I would leave that on the counter to collect dust and it would look GORGEOUS.

A tiny desk vacuum

Lord have mercy on our world

This bear rug

I might need this after all

Tuneshine

Didn’t need a Tuneshine to display artwork of currently playing music, but…

✅ Update: Bought. Zero regrets

Plush tracksuit

It won’t look like that on me.

Well Fed 2

I already have a set of cookbooks gathering dust. I’m probably scraping recipes from socials anyway.

Campfire Lamp

Apparently I am drawn to lamps, like a moth.

This lil photo frame

You upload 8-16 photos and it has a little windy handle thing AND A LIGHT!

Marcel

This shell with shoes on is adorable and would look great collecting dust anywhere.

This Seiko Clock

Though if I DID have this clock I could feel like I was living in Logan’s Run and escaped Carrousel

A terrycloth shirt

Oh if I crossed paths with a terrycloth shirt IRL that fit? It’d probably be in my closet. But as an ad from some brand I’ve never heard of on social for $99? Nope.

Nanobag

I know these fold up to the size of half a White Castle, but I already have compact bags.

Nightside Lamp

This lamp has a little reflector to shine light just on the book you’re reading and omg. (It’s also $$$$.)

This boombox

I love everything Teenage Engineering touches, including this bright orange Bluetooth boombox that is thankfully sold out.

Dancing Firefly Solar Garden Lights

(But they might make a great gift…)

Existential Crisis Duck Lamp

It also holds your phone so you can watch movies! And I still don’t need it.

FPV Drone

I do not need an FPV drone. I do not need an FPV drone

A shiny shirt

I would look like Christmas ornament wearing this.

Sunlight Computer

It’s rolling out slowly, so it’s easy not to buy this. But it is so, so, so compelling

Lego Retro Camera

We have a new joint where you can go and build Lego for an afternoon. I should buy this kit and donate it to them.

Kawaii Flame Lanterns

I need lamps to read books by, not these. They are adorable.

This Smurf House

I had one of these growing up. (In fact, it might be in a box downstairs, I should check)

These Olukai shoes

I’ve had a pair of these shoes and they were good and fine, but I need extra good shoes.

This Herman Miller Skate Board

Maybe I do need this…

✅ I bought it

This DynaMints Hoodie

It’s just one of those nostalgia print on demand grabs, but hoo boy the memories of that logo!

Any puzzle

I’m not going to put it together. I have a dozen in boxes gathering dust.

Transformers Devastator

I had these 6 construction vehicles that formed the large robot growing up and it was precarious at best. Yet here I am wanting it again.

Lego Castle

Yes I loved the yellow castle from my youth. WTH would I do with this after I put it together?

Tomato Vine Hand Soap

I’ll probably buy this, I love their rhubarb soap.

✅ Update: It smells great

Resting Stone

Yes I want one of these, but I also just looked at my savings account.

This Duffel

I don’t need another duffel, but this one is weatherproof! (I don’t need a waterproof duffel.