When stock photography doesn’t cut the mustard, I become a hand model.

Earlier in the day I ran out to a Meijer grocery store that had all these Tesla charging stations in the parking lot. This is foreshadowing. Because one day VW will finally release that dag-blasted electric bus and I will make it a portable office and work while the sun rises on the Grand Tetons. Those mountains will make a great backdrop to my aged hands.
Also? I have no idea how this shit will work. Maybe Tesla chargers won’t work with a VW and that’s fine. I’ll figure it out.