Really, I’m all that.
So I had another staredown in the mirror tonight, but instead of the normal deprecation, something snapped and I realized the hot man I am. With the naked eye, it might be hard to see the definition, but just below the surface lies a taut machine, ready to kick ass.
Go ahead, try me.
Man, I’m gonna finally set up that profile on Bigmusclebears.com. Hell, I might start a new HawtBearsandCubs community because I am bursting with good vibe and sexual energy.
No, scratch that, I’m going straight down to Barbizon tomorrow morning and show em this prime example of masculinity.
I feel GREAT.
Author note: 20 years late, I feel like I should note this was published on April 1, 2004. I do love the self-deprecation, spunk and clever cropping to maximize good angles of my former self :)
