Swedish Self-Cleaning Toilet
Don't do drugs. (youtube via electroplankton)
The Existential Flame War’s Journal
Unabashed fangirl squeeling; slightly awkward TMI descriptions of OP's desire to verb his noun until he verbs and so on and so forth, elipses. (via fj)
LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!
EVERYDAY IS CATURDAY!!! (via fishea)
Condi Rice Raps
on YouTube
Fatal Farm – Television opening credits, done up different
Good times (via stevenf)
Printable Cold Sores
As we wait for transportation, we are unwillingly assaulted by larger-than-life representations of supposedly beautiful salespeople (via towleroad)
Very Excited Pug
27 seconds of YouTube goodness. It should be known I love America's Funniest Animals too.
fart pants
I'll spare the source any citing
I love sweaty basketball players
George Takei answers that NBA homophobe (youtube, via towleroad)
Michel Gondry Solves a Rubiks Cube with his Nose
(via zach klein)
Mr. Deity
After creating the Universe, Mr. Deity and Larry go over "The List" to see what kind of evil will be allowed (via many)
Stephen Colbert’s “Americone Dream” for Ben & Jerry
I'm not afraid to say it. Dessert has a well-known liberal agenda. What I hope to do with this ice cream is bring some balance back to the freezer case. (via towelerroad)
NO NEWS
is good gnews? (youtube via jwz)
Flat Brandon!
Here is Bob and Flat Brandon posing in front of "Muscle Beach."
Useless Account
Get an acccount where the only feature is editing your account. Ha. (via marmot)
Hot Chicks with Douchebags
The comes a time when every early 30s semi employed post-dot-com Austin Texas slacker needs to get a neck tattoo, cactus up the hair, and flip off a camera. (via maniacalrage)
Museumr: Make your photos famous
Upload or tap into Flickr to layer your images in museum settings. Funn. (via transairn)
A Very Convenient Truth
Sarah Silverman makes me laugh. (via linkfilter)
The Estelle Getty Workout Video Remix
(via bobaloo)
Pachelbel Rant
A comedian rants about how hard it is to play Pachelbel's Canon in D on a cello. (youtube clip via gloomchen)
Borat, bunnies, 30 seconds
You know the drill (via linkfilter)
Lines From Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic,” Modified to Actually Make them Ironic
An old man turned ninety-eight. He won the lottery and died the next day... of chronic emphysema from inhalation of the latex particles scratched off decades' worth of lottery tickets. (via lf)
The Ten Commandments of Leica Photography
#4 Photographing in exotic locals does not makeith thou a great photographer. It makith thou a tourist.
Brenda Dickson “Welcome To My Home”
"Snake and jeans are a great look, just add a belt and you're ready to go." A YouTube explosion of 80's style via Alonso
JesusPets
We are assembling a community of heathen pet-lovers to care for pets that are 'left-behind.' We are coordinating with feed mills and kennels in preparation for your post-apocalyptic pet care needs. (thx rachel)
Partial Face Transplants
Just photoshop doodles of two famous people spliced together, but done rather well (via intensify)
Andrew Sullivan : Bears Gone Wild
There is a long story behind all these videos, but it's Friday and I can't type anymore
John Cage’s “groundbreaking” work available as a ringtone
4'33" of pure silence never sounded better (thanks phil)
O’Reilly, Colbert to trade appearances
Set DVR for January 18th
Faces of CES Gallery
Gizmodo is taking tech-reporting to a whole 'nother level.
Linux Loving Men Are Sexier HUMOR – www.reallylinux.com
"Passion," was a common response among the women I spoke with. Men who tend to use and enjoy Linux have a built in passion. (hat tip to jeff)
Impossible is the Opposite of Possible
Over lunch, I'm enjoyin this youtubed version of Michael Cera's video resume. It might look familiar. (via yewknee)
monoface | shuffleface
endless fun, excellent execution (via veer)
Geostationary Banana Over Texas
Sure, why not? (hat tip to David for pointing this out)
Flickr: The DS Tie-In Games I Wanna Play Pool
(via merlin)
How to Write Good
Avoid cliches like the plague—they're old hat. (a hat tip to Rachel at intensify.org for this)
The New Adobe Photoshop CS3 Toolbox
(insert guffaw)
PikiPimp
Upload your photo and add some bling! (like a beard! thanks photojojo)
YouTube – How Michel Gondry Faked His Rubik’s Cube Stunt
Even better than the real thing. (via kottke)
Bad Album Covers
You can never really get enough of these collections (via Nikhil)
Amazon’s random drawing for the new consoles
Has _great_ odds listed lower in the page. The odds you'll go to a tractor pull or mud racing every month? 311 to 1. Your chance of getting a PS3 is much better at 22 to 1
10 creepy fast food mascots
I see Big Boy there, but he didn't make the list (whew - via Coudal)
Michel Gondry Solves a Rubiks Cube with his Feet
YouTube is so very odd. (via marmot)
suckadelic / shop / toys
(language NSFW) but the Gay Empire figure (halfway down this page) and all the others for that matter, are a hoot. (via Yewknee)
Lunch table rules
#3 No talking to Racheal... #10 Love your neighbor (via themorningnews.org)
Charlie Brown Christmas – Performed by the Cast of Scrubs
Looks like an enjoyable 10 minutes (via Drawn)
Top 10 Gifts For People You Hate
"A singe ticket to any event" Cruel. (thanks Bryan)
Leathermen Cookies
The first icon is cropped so as not to scare you. Lots more cookies, like cows, duckies and a TRS-80 available from the menu on the left (via Matt)
What code DOESN’T do in real life (that it does in the movies)
Code does not make blip noises as it appears on the screen (via intensify)
Conjectural Transcript of the Upcoming Negotiations Between Apple and Universal Music
A little tear came to my eye reading this, for mac nerds mainly, but anyone in the music industry might get a kick out of it.
Wii Safety: The Missing Pages
From the folks at Iconfactory
Hairy Mail
self-explanatory, flash, awesome - and part of the anti-tobacco campaign (via glover)
Spilled Doritos chips wash up on Outer Banks
Does this mean Doritos are imported (via jwz)
Spaz Out New York
Trash parody of Pink is the new blog. Blast from the past = Slim Goodbody (via linkfilter)
US Invaders
Also check out Pac Sweden in the thumb on the right (via growabrain)
Faith Hill really wanted that CMA
Okay, this is the nudge I need to stop looking at the computer for a while. A short clip (on YouTube) of the award ceremony. Thanks for the trainwreck I feel guilty having seen Brian.
Pronto condoms “The best way to get it on”
Nice tagline (and demo video that is relatively safe for work, via duane)