Old Jews Telling Jokes
These are awesome (I quite liked Broccoli) - via Coudal
A couple posters seen on Sunday
Michael Surtees documents some fine bills on his walk through Chelsea.
Piet Mondrian Goes to the Super Bowl
I like this. (via michael surtees)
Internet anti-memes and non-sensations
Hilarious erudite ferrets, grandpa's racist podcast and live abstinence cams (thx Thor)
(Film) Criticwatch 2008 – The Whores of the Year
Wonderfully researched! Fantastic and powerful! Showcasing the power of new media, this is a must read for film lovers and blurb writers alike! Trailers and film adverts in the paper will never be the same after this gripping exposé.
The Noises Rest at You Look Nice Today
Who needs TV when the internet has all these goodies?
Advice from a Half-Assed Gardener
Don’t garden if you want to keep thinking that squirrels are cute. (and more)
Truthful TV Title Cards
Funny. (via that one dude)
Top 10 Kristen Wiig moments on SNL
I'd never seen the Bjork one, up until then I was all about Suze Orman (via the sandwich)
Youtube, now in Super HD!
Click the play link above (via Michael Surtees)
Equal Measure measuring cup
Most recipes call for five thousand drops of water (via fresharrival)
Funny Pie Chart
Heh (via quipsologies)
Martha's daughter does the Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment with her mom's show (via Heather, Down in Texas)
Snap and dine
I would not call this a single use set. (via Make)
People Who Will Ruin Your Party
I'm the person who cleans up sometimes. Sorry! (via rachel)
Essential Life Lesson #1: Over is Right, Under is Wrong
I'm thanking Rachel over at intensify.org for finding this valuable information about toilet paper arrangement.
I Am Rich : my free version
Here's a web based version of the iPhone/iPod app that Apple pulled. This one is completely free. Simply add the bookmark to your home screen.
Evolution, Lego style
T-shirt that made me chuckle (via tcritic)
Bad decisions in cake decorating (via joemygod)
Speaking of ‘blog pimping… From Bottle 2 Box
Amy up the street (if laws were different, we'd almost be related) started a 'blog about life, raising kids, saving money, and switching from bottled wine to boxed. I'm not only super-enjoying her perspective -- I'm learning stuff to boot.
JOURNEY At The Center Of The Earth
Fan-frickin-tastic (via Coudal) - aside, I saw the movie this weekend, really good 3D effects.
Snack Foods That Sound Like Sex Acts
a set on Flickr (via Cal)
Dress For Dinner Napkins
Lovely. (via swissmiss)
If you're familiar with the BigDog quadruped robot, you might find the video of early tests interesting (via crplnx)
Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead.
Note to the religious right: auto-replace is not your friend. (via DF)
Music video for the song “Toe Jam” by BPA (featuring David Byrne and Dizzee Rascal)
Using censor bars in humorous ways. (thx Alonso)
As my friend Bob says "So this woman raises and domesticates a squirrel...so she can dress him up in costumes. While he poses."
Mail a brick to junk mailers using paid postage
Wonder if this really works (via stevey)
Uncle Croc’s Block
A rare video featuring the opening theme to the extremely short-lived, extremely GAY Saturday morning kids show starring Charles Nelson Reilly and Jonathan "Dr. Smith" Harris (as Basil Bitterbottom!)
Ninja Star thumbtacks
Harvesting creatives (Behind the scenes tour of of an award-winning creative farm)
"Being creative people it's important they get a lot of praise. You know, massage their ego..." (via Noisy Decent Graphics)
National Geographic interviews Nigel Tufnel to get his thoeries of Stonehenge
You know Nigel, he's the lead guitarist of Spinal Tap (via craplinks)
When Twitter is down
you yell 'FAVORITE' at attractive strangers. (thks for the laugh bb)
Beethoven Got Laid a Lot
Conjecture why it took so long for "Fur Elise" to be written / made available (via metafilter)
On April 29, Rex Vanderwoodsen set the Planet Douche World Record
for the most popped collars worn at the same time by an individual (thx kate)
Baby Car Logos
It's like Muppet Babies for automobile nameplates
5 Second Movies
To watch later, when I have some time
Where On Earth Is Waldo?
For real. (google maps + BIG painted Waldo on a rooftop in Vancouver, and soon other places) via Alice in Wonderland
Karl Lagerfeld has a diet Coke butler
I must rethink all my life goals now.
Does it have to do with your childhood? (via jwz)
Signs of Spring
Pretty and cute (via Make)
Over The Hills
I don't watch The Hills, but I know folks that do. They might like this reenactment with older folk. (via msippey)
Ten artists suffering the Lindsey Buckingham Paradox
what happens when otherwise brilliant musicians decide they're better than their bandmates (via kottke)
throw one at the jerkface in your life (via cal)
‘I Will Never Take This Camping’ Water Bottle
I do go camping, but I usually take beer.
FIERCE: The Hot Mess Makeover Show
You are a tranny who looks like a hot mess, and not in a good way. You're a tickety-tack tranny hot mess, outta control super-tranny from Transylvania who is not apologizing for it.
The Frugal Fag finds the Make It Work shirt
and manages to make me crack up before 9am, which is hard. (PS, I have a note from my doctor, I can't shave my beard)
When geeks go to a war protest
they markup signs like this
Can Sleep With
Just in case you needed a range (via cal)
What color is ABCDEF?
How about F00D1E? l33tspeak visualized by Andrew.
This is officially my favorite electronic card of all time
Only really funny if you've seen No Country for Old Men (thanks for sending it to me Brown)
Punishment from above! (youtub'd robot chicken, thx bullneck)
making something more out of money (via rachel at intensify.org)
If Banner Ads Were Forced To Be Truthful…
Cracked continues their diggable parody and listmaking with this spot-on poke at banner ads. LOLz, f'real.
Anal-Oral Issue Kitty
"This project is a vehicle for bringing complete strangers together for a flash of communal laughter." I think it succeeds.