Lined pants

Earlier in the day: “Do your pants match your shirt?” he asked, continuing, “It’s like Garanimals.” Indeed. This describes my entire wardrobe. Related pimping: I’m really digging Lined pants.


I’m merely documenting a peculiarity of fashion among a small percentage of youthful men today. Thing is, my lack of ass makes this a side effect I try and overcome. Thus my love of suspenders.

Spring church pants