I went out for vegetable broth, a can of crushed tomatoes and underwear.
I’ve been shopping for the latter online with bad results. It seems most modern briefs are constructed with performance fabric—Comfort Flex, Cool-Dri, CoolZone®, Breathable Mesh, EverSoft, Micro-Mesh, MicroModal—the list goes on. I’ve tried a few of these fancy fabrics and they slide off my hot dog shaped gams throughout the day. Sorry for the mental image.
Luckily Target had some plain old cotton briefs hidden on the bottom shelf.
I am happy to report they are fine and dandy.
They also had the vegetable broth, crushed tomatoes and a recycling station for MP3 players.
(Way back in 2011 Target recovered 7 million pounds of electronics with these bins.)