To think I tucked in a shirt for this scene. If it wasn’t for the company, it would have been a terrible Kentucky Derby experience. Couldn’t even make out when the race started or ended on tiny TVs at Turfway Park. Serves us right for thinking it’d be fun to go to a horse track other than Churchill Downs for “The Most Exciting Two Minutes In Sports.”
All was not lost. There were other, real good bits in this day: I believe I mentioned the company, but there was also a homemade mint julep and a dinner that had extra pickled ginger. The latter, not a euphemism.
If I had a Tumblr called “Worst Interface Ever”, I would not hesitate to include this betting machine.