I am a marketer’s dream.
A sucker for the new thing to try.
Increasingly finding out about their schemes through social media.
Unable to resist for lack of better gumption.
The taco? Not as neat as you might expect if you favor Doritos
or can stomach Taco Bell from time to time.
Extremely brittle and barely registering flavor.
My mistake was getting the supreme version.
With “sour cream” that was applied way, way too liberally.
A request for “just a bead” would fall on deaf ears.
Chipotle doesn’t get that either.
I drive home with stains on my shirt,
nacho flavored cheetle in my beard,
and shame.