Trying to look presentable

This is the result of me trying to get presentable for my High School Reunion. I don’t know if the event should be capitalized, but with 20 years gone by, it seems That Important.

So I took, oh, an inch off the bottom of the beard as I heard there was going to be tight security at the Anderson Bar & Grill, and I wasn’t in the mood for any mistake I was a terrorist.

This photo is also revealing in that you can see I take pills out of their crappily designed packages and place them in clear bottles with caps. Yes, I know expiration dates are important, but I don’t believe in those any more than that nonsense about leaves not being able to turn their leaves over before a rainstorm.

You can also deduce that I take Advil gelcaps more than anything, and never take my daily vitamin.