Standing by the defibrillator at Newark Liberty International Airport
I’ve never had a good nickname. It wasn’t until the this past year that I heard one that sorta sticks.
“Slim”
I’m less slim than I am a potato stuck on toothpicks, but I try and dress the spare tire down.
When I saw this shirt at Hot Topic, I had to pick it up.
The faded screen-print aesthetic is so hip, it’s killing me.