It started off handing out candy to trick or treaters. Turns out kids think “grab a couple” means a handful.
Then I went to a party. Turns out ladies can pick up chairs while their head is against a wall. I knew this, just never tried it.
Then I headed out to the bar. Turns out Halloween is the time to go out and buy cheap ill-fitting leather.
I dressed comfortably, Target pumpkin tee and some eye makeup. Turns out, subtlety in makeup disturbs people. “Are you ok?” “You look tired” “Stop looking at me”