I’m still kind of, but not as obsessed with Snickers varietals as I used to be. This Crisper is good, akin to a Whatchamacallit. In related news of inflating midsections, they’re now able to do four color printing on those lawn decorations. We are entering fancy times.

Nacho flavored taco

I am a marketer’s dream. A sucker for the new thing to try. Increasingly finding out about their schemes through social media. Unable to resist for lack of better gumption. The taco? Not as neat as you might expect if you favor Doritos or can stomach Taco Bell from time to time. Extremely brittle and barely […]


When I said I was cooking more, I didn’t mean it was good. These fishsticks are just one of the ways I’m trying to bulk up (my midsection it seems).

Snickers Fudge

Verdict? Pretty much tastes like a regular Snickers.

Ice Cream Truck


I’m partial to the chocolate dip (pretty much outside the crop). For some reason, this pit-stop feels healthier than a McGriddle, but I know I’m lying to myself.