Went up to Columbus to catch Scream 4 with the fellas. I think I was the least impressed. My mini-review: “Ham-fisted corn syrup.” Went back to Joel’s afterward armed with sacks of White Castles and settled in for videogames, watching his roommates dog hump this bolster between rounds of Mortal Kombat.

I failed pretty miserably at voting on my ballot, but not as bad as James Franco did co-hosting the show. Bless his heart. Best thing I heard on the matter? James Franco, don’t quit your 999 other day jobs. – @ditzkoff My brother and his partner’s new pup, Rocco.

It’s going to be a shame if we don’t meticulously document our rapidly evolving language. Because I really need to know the entomology of getting one’s “wig busted.” In other news, I got a haircut at Tiny Tina’s today.

The new year kicked off and I was still in Dayton. Popped over to an open house and had sauerkraut and pork which, according to tradition, means the year will be filled with fortune and luck. I needed no traditions to sample the pecan pie. Everything was delicious, and the dogs of the house were [...]

Exhausted from all the gift unwrapping and scoping out scraps that fall from plates, Santa dog takes a very small break.