I place photos of straws and drinks high on the cliché list, but I’m still
trying to get a handle on what kind of images I can get from the phone.

Here’s one looking inside the glass. (Yawn, I know)

And lastly, here’s that disgusting photo I mention in the title of this entry.

This is how I tackle the dessert bar at the Chinese Buffet:

This is why I’m fat.